The college where I'm studying is situated on the fashionable South Bank of the Thames in London. There are a couple of TV studios nearby as well as concert halls and theatres.
Yesterday, as I was wandering in search of lunch, I passed a small gaggle of photographers surrounding a heavily made-up, diminutive blonde woman. She looked vaguely familiar.
I found out later that it was Kerry Katona and that she'd been rehearsing for a programme called Dancing on Ice. Apparently after I'd passed by she bared her bottom for the photographers. A bit unwise, I thought. It was pretty chilly by the river yesterday.
Fortunately there are more pleasant sights on the South Bank.
Sweet Thames, run softly till I end my song ...