Friday, August 15, 2008
How about being a little less negative?
Please put your litter in the bin. Keep the park looking pretty for others to enjoy.
Keep your dog on a leash when you're not in the Dog Run. He might jump up at an old lady or frighten a little child. (He might chase those pesky squirrels and pigeons too!)
Enjoy your music. But keep the volume within reasonable limits. Not everyone likes Hip Hop.
Get drunk or stoned somewhere more private than this. Drunks are very boring. And vomit is not cool.
It's a small park. Sorry, but there's not enough room here for cycles and skateboards. Could you find a bigger space to use them?
But above all, this is your park. So, relax.
Any more suggestions?